Sunday, January 25, 2015

Telemarketer Text Showdown



1 (831) 325-9083 01/23/15 17:48
Hi. You just left me a threatening voicemail. I have no idea who you are. I believe you have the wrong number 

Me 01/23/15 17:49
You just called here with some Expedia noise. I just told you to stop calling. 

1 (831) 325-9083 01/23/15 17:49
No. I did not

Me 01/23/15 17:50
Don't talk/call here again. 

Me 01/23/15 17:50
Take me off your list. 

1 (831) 325-9083 01/23/15 17:52
I don't work for expedia and I have never called you. Take ME off YOUR list

Me 01/23/15 17:53
This should be our last communication then, fucko. Stop calling/texting. Not interested in you or whatever you're selling. Have a nice life. Stop calling. 


-Peter

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

I walk by

‎This cartoon 5 nights a week. 

-Peter

Who in their right mind


Wants their Johnson paved? 

-Peter

Pecan Sandie

‎This thing was insane. Best I have ever eaten, period. The Buttery wins. 

-Peter

Monday, January 12, 2015

Barrelling

‎Down the 187. 

-Peter

Lost Monday

‎At the Buttery. 

-Peter

THE STAX


Still get me

-Peter