Sunday, November 12, 2006


Found this on a board I haunt.
Pretty damn funny.

br0kenrabbit says:hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:good evening

br0kenrabbit says:What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:yes

br0kenrabbit says:Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:k

br0kenrabbit says:Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:bs

br0kenrabbit says:Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:how

br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:oh k

br0kenrabbit says:As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:why?

br0kenrabbit says:Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:tosbr0kenrabbit says:terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:were?

br0kenrabbit says:Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:why

br0kenrabbit says:I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:

br0kenrabbit says:I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:k

br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:ya

br0kenrabbit says:Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:ya

br0kenrabbit says:Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:m

br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:ya

br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:yes

br0kenrabbit says:Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:why

br0kenrabbit says:So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:yabr0kenrabbit says:Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:kGreg_ValveOLS says:It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:what

br0kenrabbit says:Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:what????

br0kenrabbit says:I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just givemy acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:what

br0kenrabbit says:Go mow some yards, bitch.